JHP Employability – workfare pimps

Another bunch of sleazy slave-mongers has been brought to our attention:

Press Release: JHP Group announced as a preferred bidder for the Department for Work and Pensions’ Work Programme pdf

From their website:

 

JHP Employability Call: 0800 6800 321:

Did you know we could offer you free, temporary staff for four weeks? 

“The Department for Work and Pensions has created a new work programme designed to give those who are unemployed the opportunity to gain new skills and experiences by completing a work placement which will benefit their local community.”

 – It beats us how the community benefits from losing 4 weeks full time paid employment when there already aren’t enough jobs to go round. –

“What’s great about the programme…”

 – We’re all ears –

”We are giving our clients new opportunities and a fresh start. A 4-week placement gives them the chance to experiene” (sic) 

– won’t teach ‘em to spell then – “a new sector or job and”

– wait for it… “give back to the community”.

 – There you go, give back to the community that denied you a living by lining JHP’s pockets at your own expense! Who exactly do these bastards think they are? –

“…The programme lasts 4 weeks with each client completing a 30 hour working week…”

“Get involved…

If you’d like to support this programme”

– If, like us, you want to put a stop to the exploitation of your Fellow Workers: –

“and provide our clients with this unique opportunity,”  – to work 30 hours a week for fuck all –

“please get in touch with our regional team on

0870 4780 919


Please feel free to tell them what you think.

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